ooc: WHY DID EVERYONE JUST DIE ON TINYCHAT
VARRIC, ANDERS, THATS YOU
((Internet hates me again D:))
Tonight.
Hanged Man.
Anders I challenge you to a staff twirling contest.


My sentiments, exactly.
You’re already planning on writing a book about this? It hasn’t even happened yet!
Oh, but it will!
I can’t say you’re wrong about that one. I guess I’ll be dancing my spicy shimmy and glowing, then.
What makes it so spicy? [/Sly wink]
Oh, you’ll find out if the robes come off.
(Source: the-painted-elf, via )
My sentiments, exactly.
You’re already planning on writing a book about this? It hasn’t even happened yet!
Oh, but it will!
I can’t say you’re wrong about that one. I guess I’ll be dancing my spicy shimmy and glowing, then.
(Source: the-painted-elf, via )
My sentiments, exactly.
You’re already planning on writing a book about this? It hasn’t even happened yet!
(Source: the-painted-elf, via )
The Spinner of Tales: Pre-Wedding Party at The Hanged Man!
All drinks are on me! Go make…
Hmm… good question. I’ve never tried it before.
Expect a raging drunk if he does though? Or just a very confused, bumbling spirit.
All drinks are on me! Go make some friends!
Hmm.. I may just have to take you up on your offer, Varric. Perhaps you can get me drunk enough to tell you about the time I set a templar’s skirt on fire back in…
You do have a good point there. You’d better be drinking with me Varric, I don’t want to be the only one stripped down to my pauldrons at the end of the night, dancing on some table.
I highly doubt you’ll be the only one. The Elf with be there, after all!
Oh Maker. I hadn’t even thought of that, honestly.
Ah well, it’s far more preferable to sitting in the shithole of Darktown. Consider me there.Well, that makes one attending. Well, two, if you count your imaginary friend.
I think he’s a bit more than that, actually. And also not too happy about the drinking.
All drinks are on me! Go make some friends!
Hmm.. I may just have to take you up on your offer, Varric. Perhaps you can get me drunk enough to tell you about the time I set a templar’s skirt on fire back in…
You do have a good point there. You’d better be drinking with me Varric, I don’t want to be the only one stripped down to my pauldrons at the end of the night, dancing on some table.
I highly doubt you’ll be the only one. The Elf with be there, after all!
Oh Maker. I hadn’t even thought of that, honestly.
Ah well, it’s far more preferable to sitting in the shithole of Darktown. Consider me there.
All drinks are on me! Go make some friends!
Hmm.. I may just have to take you up on your offer, Varric. Perhaps you can get me drunk enough to tell you about the time I set a templar’s skirt on fire back in…
You do have a good point there. You’d better be drinking with me Varric, I don’t want to be the only one stripped down to my pauldrons at the end of the night, dancing on some table.